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A Journal about my life, loves, drama, sex, spirituality, and friends.
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May. 17th, 2008 @ 03:52 am Comment whore
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: curious
Monogamy: Will write a post later about it because I just had a rather interesting and heated discussion about it over Yahoo! IM. But I want your thoughts on it.

Come on kids, I know all y'all READ my entries, but it's time to REACT.

Give me your thoughts on Monogamy. Good or bad.
Apr. 28th, 2008 @ 10:16 am Slutty lemming
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: devious

Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 56 friends, percentages you have:
met


42.85%
hugged
42.85%
dated


3.57%
kissed


23.21%
seen shirtless


21.42%
seen naked


19.64%
had net sex


0%
made out with


21.42%
had oral sex


19.64%
fucked


12.5%
Get your LJ Slut Stats!

Apr. 22nd, 2008 @ 01:22 pm Coming to DC for Beltaine
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: accomplished
Hey kids,
I am coming back to DC for a visit for Beltaine! Please let me know if you want to meet up by commenting below, I will screen all comments. Here's the Itinerary:

Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Delta Air Lines 66
Depart: 6:20am
morning Portland, OR
Portland International (PDX)
Arrive: 2:04pm
afternoon Atlanta, GA
Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson ATL (ATL)
Economy | Boeing 757 Passenger (757) | 4hr 44min | 2169 miles


Change planes. Time between flights: 2hr 1min
Delta Air Lines 1542
Depart: 4:05pm
afternoon Atlanta, GA
Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson ATL (ATL)
Arrive: 5:58pm
evening Baltimore, MD



Monday, May 5, 2008
Continental Airlines 227
Depart: 5:55pm
evening Baltimore, MD
Baltimore Balt/Wash Intl (BWI)
Apr. 18th, 2008 @ 02:05 am Instructions for Evil Overlords
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: nerdy
How to be a Successful Evil Overlord
Apr. 16th, 2008 @ 10:51 pm It's true
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: awake
Apr. 16th, 2008 @ 05:32 am Death By Caffine!
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: awake
A rather morbid post but...hey...here you go:

KILL ME

Apr. 16th, 2008 @ 02:09 am Another Stumble
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: amused
This is written from a straight girls perspective but I think it could very easily translate into a gay relationship:

http://www.completeevil.com/geek.html

Apr. 14th, 2008 @ 10:52 pm WWMD? (What Would Meatoaf Do?)
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Apr. 14th, 2008 @ 10:47 pm You have to be prepared
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: amused
Clicky Clicky
Apr. 14th, 2008 @ 10:21 pm [info]fritterfae You might be interested in this one
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: indifferent
If you don't already know about it....

Forbiddenlibrary.com

Apr. 14th, 2008 @ 10:04 pm Funny Stumble
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: amused

I found this using a Firefox plugin called Stumble which you can get here.. It takes you to websites or images that matches your interests. You can even chhose to view R-rated (or "Adult") websites. This was just funny as hell, and sooooooo very true!

Apr. 8th, 2008 @ 08:28 pm Damn. Thought I was worth more
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: annoyed
bedroom toys
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Apr. 8th, 2008 @ 04:53 am I am.........The Wood-meister
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: amused
Funny as hell:

http://www.pasteeaters.com/funny_jokes/Prison_Name_Generator.asp
Apr. 8th, 2008 @ 12:17 am The communicable Lemming disease
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Christ this was a long meme


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You scored as Malaria

You are one persistent, annoying son-of-a-bitch and your motto is 'if at first you don't succeed; try, try again'. Once you get a foothold in someone's life, you're loathe to let go and honestly, after a few feeble attempts, most of those poor suckers just give up. You're easily distracted by a good beverage, although you prefer beer to mixed drinks. There's something about tonic water that just turns you off. You may not always be at the forefront of everyone's minds, but you never get completely ignored, either--you're too irritating.


Malaria


70%

Gonorrhea


60%

Cholera


55%

Common Cold


50%

Amoebic Dysentery


45%

Syphilis


40%

Influenza


40%

Necrotizing Fasciitis


30%

Gangrene


25%

Bubonic Plague


10%

Mar. 19th, 2008 @ 12:58 pm no questions?
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: aggravated
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Ok. So either
a.) I have revealed so much about myself on here that nobody can think of anything to ask
b.) I have revealed so much about myself on here that nobody wants to know anything else
or
c.) People really don't care and don't want to know anything about me.

Yes, I am pulling the martyr card. I am sick with the flu at this point, so I feel entitled to do so.

Come on guys! Its "ask anything march"!
Mar. 12th, 2008 @ 11:09 pm Ask me anything Lemming
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Port: Portland, OR
Current Mood: accomplished
Hi All!
I FINALLY got the internet back after moving (more on that and other things later..) and not having it for two weeks (taps forearm to get ready for his fix), and since March is apparently "Ask me anything Month". Have at it! Comments are screened and I will truly answer any question.
Feb. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:31 am Don't it hurt Alot?
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: crushed
Current Music: "The Saddest Song I've Got"-Annie Lennox
Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 12:28 am Ouch, I have lost myself again
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: aggravated
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Feb. 2nd, 2008 @ 06:32 pm Snow? There's no snowing in Portland!!!!
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Mood: working
I woke up today and it was snowing.

Snowing

In Portland

Where it's not supposed to snow.

It wasn't sticking mind you, but it was still snowing.

I am not pleased.

Jan. 9th, 2008 @ 10:03 pm Rainbow flavored lemming
Eye of Evil, Groove, Missunderstood, CRAZY DOG, KITTY!, Elf Prostitution, Princess Peach YAY!, Judy and Liza, Handicapped, Heartbroken 2, Faerie with an umbrella, Nail Biter, Thinker, Yield for Handicapped, Red Heart, Crying, Leather Daddy, Bad Faeries, Shaving surreal, Bush and Condaleeza, Broken Heel, Learn, Shaving A, no windows, CHOCOLATE!!!!, Leather Mario, Mushroom Penis, T.V.  Addict, South Park, Prideday Runner, Kiss, Cardnial Oblivious, Heartbroken 3, Washington D.C., Sad, Metro Station, Scared Kitty, My (former) PT cruiser, Portland OR, Birthday, Bite my Lip, Lasagna, Red hand faerie, Nerd, OK now I'm pissed, Bear flag, DRAG QUEENS!, Woman shaving, iHard Gay, Bitch please, MMMM Colin...., Fierce Judy, Happy Homemaker, Metro, Rainbow Bear Paw, May Pole, A post-it from God, Gwen, Judy, Easter Bunny, Spike, Bad Nail Day, Eye Ball, Money don't matter tonight, Suck on that!, TMI, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen!, Bear Apple, Storm!!!, Mario and Luigi, Hugh-hair, Earth Elemental, yummy, Yoga, Hobbit cuddle time, X-ray, Mr. Perfect, Chakras, AHH Romance, Why you Hatin?, Cute, Oh.....shit, Car Wreck 3, Protect me, WOOF!, Bullshit!!, Seiheki, iPod-less NO MORE!, Silueta, Sam, OMFGYAY!!!!!!, It's Julie!, U-Hawl, Heartbroken 1, Aragon Top, Abigiously Gay Duo, Top, Eat at Joes, Hugh-sweaty, Angel Color, Perfect Man, Math Kills, Furry, Dr. Frankenfurter, iPodless, HOT Cop, Venus of Willendorf, Mr. Pink, Heel X-ray, Spiritual Angel, Tappity tap tap, WOOF!...again, Dammit!, STOP!
Current Port: Portland, OR
Current Mood: exhausted
You Are 83% Stereotypically Gay

You are quite the stereotypical gay person, my friend. You're practically a Carson Kressley queer, but not quite. A few slow people don't know you're gay yet, but everyone else does. Might as well flaunt it.

How Stereotypically Gay Are You?
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